Boy, do I live a hella fun life!

A few weeks ago I went to the swimming pool. Since I can barely swim and therefore obviously lack any swimming technique, I got so exhausted that I puked. Not in the swimming pool, I managed to get to the toilet.
Then a week after that at one point I simultaneously bled out of my rectum, nose and gum after some heavy drinking few days in a row, but the bleeding only lasted for two days.
Yesterday I was talking to my roommate who is a big catholic and he told me that the director of Ariel sold his soul to Satan for the formula and success. So, to all of you users of Ariel, it's actually Satan who's doing your laundry, suckers!

8 and a half fantastic cherry trees

Yesterday I got my biopotential measured and turns out it's peferct. Some of my friends got their's measured too and it wasn't as good as they thought it would be. The guy who was measuring it even recommended them help with their weak spots. LOL

Wrist, meet razor

Yesterday I pissed in a plastic cup with two ice cubes in it. It looked like some liquor, so I put it on the ground and I sure hope that one of those annoying "punks" drank it. Damn, those cunts annoy the shit out of me. The plan was, actually, to piss in a plastic bag again, but I lost mine, and my friends lost their bags too. Bye now!

FF!

Yesterday I wrote "ISUS" with dripping piss. I pissed in a plastic bag, but it had a hole and the piss was dripping out so I wrote it on the concrete ground.