utorak, 9. lipnja 2009.

Boy, do I live a hella fun life!

A few weeks ago I went to the swimming pool. Since I can barely swim and therefore obviously lack any swimming technique, I got so exhausted that I puked. Not in the swimming pool, I managed to get to the toilet.
Then a week after that at one point I simultaneously bled out of my rectum, nose and gum after some heavy drinking few days in a row, but the bleeding only lasted for two days.
Yesterday I was talking to my roommate who is a big catholic and he told me that the director of Ariel sold his soul to Satan for the formula and success. So, to all of you users of Ariel, it's actually Satan who's doing your laundry, suckers!
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